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Friday, 8 February 2013

In which I confess about being a 'comedy of errors'

Dear Reader, Yes! your eyes don't deceive you, I confess, that I am a complete scatterbrain! I have these amazing dreams about being grace personified, like a gazelle or even better, one of those old divas from the golden era of motion pictures. Oh how I wish I could glide gracefully down the stairs like Gigi , look glamorous all the time like Audrey Hepburn, or just be divine like Ingrid Bergman and Grace Kelly..

But no...all I can manage is fall down stairs ( I have managed to do this 7 times), bang my elbows, stub my leg, fall on my face, oh and the one that I am an expert in...twisting and spraining my ankle! I also manage to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, I am in a regular habit of dropping clangers. My friends love me just the way I am....I suppose I wouldn't be ME if I didn't get into ridiculous situations. Still, it's a miracle I haven't done myself a serious injury considering the walking disaster that I am!


The past week has been awful! I started the week with Monday blues that became bilious green,which progressed to becoming a purple mood trip by midweek and is now completely black in colour. I got saddled with a horribly boring task,then managed to strain my ankle on Tuesday, which I made worse by falling on Wednesday morning. So I have a double sprain, and the colour of my ankle exactly matches my mood.


And now for the rotten cherry to top the already foul week....Someone hacked into my email and sent out a stupid spam mail about "weight loss" of all things to all my contacts!!! Arrrgh!!!!! #####&&&&&%%%%% The horror!!!

 Can you imagine the irony?... a girl who wrote an essay vehemently protesting the objectification of the female body....sending spam about idiotic articles regarding 'hot weight loss tips'!!!!! Gaaahhhh!!!!!

So, sympathize with me my dear reader........for living in a comedy of errors, despite extremely amusing...is not all that fun! Until my next post.



3 comments:

  1. I can harmony to this song! Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. Glad you liked it! I find the best way to get over my fiascos is to have a good laugh! :D

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